“At last, my angel,” said the happy man, after he had settled with the minister, “we are really and truly one.” “Theoretically, yes,” rejoined the modern bride; “but, from a practical standpoint, it will be advisable to order dinner for two.” Aliulge (after friends’ tiff): “Of course, you speak to Helen when you pass her on tile street.” Alabel: “Indeed 1 do not. I don’t even notice what she lias on.” Customer (to butcher): “Those sausages you sent me had meat at one end and bread at the other.” Butcher: “Yes, ma’am. In these hard times it’s difficult to make both ends meat.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXVI, 19 July 1932, Page 7
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