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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIV, 8 December 1930, Page 9

"Oh, Jim, if only I knew for certain that you loved me,'and not my money/' "Test me, my dear. Test my honesty. ' "But'how?" "Lend me ten shillings until to-morrow." . "I hear that your next-door neighbours have 'got a new organ. ■ Do you. know stops it has?" "About three a day—for meals.'' "Money isn't everything." "Maybe not, but everything is nothing without it." '■'"■'• ...',", •'? "But surely you didn't tell him straight out that you loved him?" "Goodness, no! simply had to squeeze it out of me."

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