Little Wilfred was walking home from school. Ilis woo-bogone appearance attracted the attention of a kindhearted old lady. “What is troubling von, my little man?” he asked. “Dyspepsia and rheumatism,” replied Wilfred. “Why. that’s absurd," remarked tlm old lady, “flow can that he?” “Teaeliev kept me in after school because I couldn’t spell them,” was Wilfred’s answer.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 9 October 1928, Page 2
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57Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 9 October 1928, Page 2
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