GOING DEEP
"Heir's something queer," said the dentist, who had been drilling and drilling into a tooth. "You said this tooth bad never been filled, but.l find flakes of gold on the point of my drill." "T knew it," moaned the patient; "vnu've struck niv back collar button."
Stranger (to self-important man): I should much appreciate your autograph. Seif-important One: Delighted! Where shall I put it?
Stranger: At the bottom of your cheque for twenty pounds, please. You see, I'm your tailoi'.'s, collector!"
Answered.— Clubwoman, delivering speech: What is home without a mother? Voice in gallery: Her kid.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 6 April 1927, Page 3
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98GOING DEEP Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 6 April 1927, Page 3
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