Wife: “That, boy of ours gets more like you every day.” Husband (meekly): "What's lie been up to now?”
"Here is a story,” said the fussy woman, reading her paper, “a pathetic story of a man who hasn’t spoken to his wife for seven months.” “Give him time,” said her husband.
Teacher: “Sammy, name the four sea sons.” Sammy: “Salt, mustard, vine gar, and pepper.” ■
Man (in barber's chair): “Ho care fill not to cut my hair too short or pro pie will take me for my wife!”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 29 October 1926, Page 3
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88Untitled Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 29 October 1926, Page 3
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