“Aren’t yon ready, dear?” called husband from downstairs. “As aooo .’A* I fix my hair, Henry,” came tne r»WOA “Haven’t you fixed your haw yet?, Ffcr Goodness Sake!” came vf rota Henry 1»\ hour later. “Fixed it?’* shouted,-"tWO female voice. “I haven’t found ifc ye*.” • Father (home on leave): “I hope jw» have been a good bpy onxing my Jta*' serice, Jack.” Jack; "Well, optlm afraid I haven V’ Father; “Indeed! I hope yon haven’t been very baa. Jack: “No-o. Just comfortable. Smythe: ‘I dropped a halfpenny, .hi front of a blind beggar to-day to#® if he’d pick it up.”' Tompfc«»t did he?” Smythe: “Not a hit' of. it. He said, ‘Make it a Sixpence, governor, and I’H forget myself.” A sensible .precaution in changeable weather is to take Use tfc© Vwol Inhaler for \i reunite* Hockey balls of ejbaadmr<| ma sold by us. Yon need not pay 'taut prices to retaMet o for hr Write to «s. We send yypi ! -e«t brands at tbe lowest poitai| _W. J Seatsr and 00., 24-M Welftogton *
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LIII, Issue 129, 4 June 1919, Page 5
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174Page 5 Advertisements Column 7 Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LIII, Issue 129, 4 June 1919, Page 5
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