Mr Brown: “I had a queer dream last night, my'dear. I thought I saw another man running off with you.” Mrs Brown; “And what did you say to him?” Mr. Brown: *T .asked him what he was running for.” “Flossie,” he Said, “you arc the only woman I have ever loved--” “Bertie, how—” “The others,” he continued, “were all ; girls.” ■ “Edwin, dear,” said young Mrs Hll.derby, in. a tone that waa kind but firm, “did you tell me you were up late last night with a sick friend?” “Yes.” “What made yoUr friend feel ill? Was he a heavy loser?” First Workman: “Have you seen my hammer, Pat?” Second Workman (Pat.): “No, 1 haven’t, mate';" you should be like me, have a place for everything, and have everything in its place, then when you lose anything you know where to find it.” ; ' ■■
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LIII, Issue 123, 26 May 1919, Page 2
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