Page 7 Advertisements Column 4

Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LIII, Issue 74, 28 March 1919, Page 7

Parishioner (wishing to ingratiate himself with the new curate, who had given a lecture on the previous eyehing): “Thank 'ye, sir, for your yeading s to us, last night..” Neiy Curgte-: ‘‘•Glad ; yd\f liked, it/John; ’ I was afraid Jest th? lecture might have been just a.-little too scientific.” Parishioner: “No, bless you, 1 ‘ sir, hot a bit Why, we in these parts be just like ducks. We do gobble up anything.” 4 Co —Well, Ed, why don’t you kiss me? Ed—l was in doubt-— 7 Co — •Why not give me the benefit of it? . Teacher—Who can tell me the meaning of a “round robin”? Bright Boy— Please, miss, it’s what the burglar was .doin’ last night when they nabbed him, , - “When do you expect to go abroad?” “Not for some time. It will take several years after the ■ war is over for us to recover from the expense of having to uve at home.” ■ ‘ ; " / .{• ♦ : ■■■■ ■ ■> : " r '' '* BUILD UP ON CEREGEN. Nature has decreed that tp ehjoy ‘“ct health we should eat .jugulaady» deep regularly, exercise regularly, and have no worries. In this worka-dav world such a condition of things is imnoflsible for the average mort^.; forties and beset Us, daily regular deep to many fe' add the Mud- of ; exercise'is the privileim yf the fortunate few. Ceregen is necessary to build up body, brain, and nerve tissue. It contains 80 per cent, proteid, and is used in the large military •»nd naval hospitals of Britain and the Allies. From all chemietp, 2s 6d, 4s 6d, sa,6d, iae. The Itte size contains eight ,-f the amownt of the 2*: 6d tin.*

Sufferers, from Hay Fever will, enjov speedy relief by breathing in “Nazol.” A unique, never-failing remedy. 60 doses la 6d. Use the Nazol Inhaler,