The doctor, calling on a patient, was met at the door by the patient's brother. "Well, how is the patient this morning? Temperature any higher?" "Sure, I don't know, sir. You see, he died last night !"' Hat Checker: "Here, here, what on earth are you doing smashing in those hats?" Club Member: "I'm trying to find my own. It's an opera hat, ' and shuts up. None of these seem to bo ■mine. *' •r - "Don't you know how to drive a nail ydt without smashin' your finger?" asked the hod-carrier. "No, and neither do vou," replied the carpenter with fche injured thumb. 'Sure I do. Hold the hammer in both hands."
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XLV, Issue XLVIII, 16 December 1914, Page 7
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