"What's mo'sfc liable to cot brok about vour automobile?" "Tho owner,' replied. Air Chuggins. .Tack: "I. was just admiring Mabel' hair. How pretty it is !" Mabel's Rival "Oh, she has semi" prettier than that." ''Madam," said a husband to his wife "facts are stubborn thing-;." The \vif< repli-d : "What a fact you must be, sir.' Ho: "Since you lo.rt that fo?t. I think I cat) claim the forfeit."' She: "I realh don't know what you mean ; and, be sides, some one might see us."' "I don't knew what I would hav< done if it hadn't been for you !" ex claimed th-e discharged prisoner. "Vou't have done time," was the di - v corrmen; <.f his attorney. RHEUMATIC! OPUT. Rheumatism i'i any form is painfif hut for downright torture Rheumatic {"lout is about the worst. Rheumatic Gout can be cured. It has been cured by that marvellous medicine RHEUMO. Here is the proof. Mr James Gordon. Wellington, writes:—l have been a sufferer from RJieumatie flout for a great many years, and was advised to try Rheiimo. Its action js amazing. It is quick in relieving the pain and removing the swelling. 1 not be without ib in my house." And if you have Rheumatism you should not be without it. Sold by all chemists and stores at 2s 6d and 4s 6d per bottle.* Neglected ch : lls "bring doctors' bills. Let Nazol put you right. Unexcelled for relieving coughs, colds, sore throats, adnb roncia] troubles. Ea\y to take and *n«st efficacious '
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XLVIII, Issue XLVIII, 29 May 1914, Page 3
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