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the majority c: l.he Bcuvd to prove £2 per :.uthoient to katp a mother and five young v.li Idrtn. 1 am, etc., WTRUGGLER. GOOD ADVICE. The following lines have been received from the miuermentioiied correspondent : Should ever you a wife And get rive kids in human life— Beware of charity ! For if a petticoat you hope To buy, instead of tea and soap, There is no nay for thee ! It may be that our William Considers lace and silks and jam Now-ays a luxury! But safer is, you buy no pears, No ducks, no grill'd or roasted hares— And stick to grocery! I air, ete., MARTIN BORAX. Green Hills, Januarv 27, 1913. Mr Charles Turner, of Storey-street, Bristol, has four sons in the Navy and three in the Army, all being described a? cri&nte in physique. An annual salary of £15,000, together with a travelling allowance of £SOOO, is granted to the President of the United States of America. The rainiest day on record anywhere in England was August 6, 1857, when the ram gauge at Scarborough, holding 9-iinches, was filled to overflowing. Laid by a duck at Eastrea, Cambridgeshire, an egg measure 9£ inches in length and 6 inches in girth. It is only singleyoked. Of girls in India who have not completed their fifth year, 302.425 are wives and 17,703 widows. There arrived by a recent inter-colonial liner two immigrants who had come out to New Zealand to follow farming operations in Southland. A good joke is told about one of the .pair who eorrarenced work for a well-known Riverton farmer (reports the "Southland News.") "Can you plough?" asked the owner of the land. "Oh, yes," came the reply. After showing the newcomer where the stable was, the farmer directed him to harness ud a horse and .put it in a double-fur row plough. About an hour later the willing hand returned to his boss and said. "Haven't you got a smaller (horse?" "What do you iwant a smaller horse for?" inquired his employer, who was beginning to doubt his employee's ability. "Well, I can't get this- moke in the shafts," carre the answer. ROWN BROTHERS for ; ment and Wedding Rings of choice design and fine quality. TO-MORROW is somebody's birthday. Brown Brothers' is the shop for Birthday Presents. "ETRESH Schnapper arrived to-day. Call To-night for Fish Supper, or sold hot over the counter.—Mrs Burton, Cafe de Paris Supper Rooms, Bridge-st. ■OTICE.—WiII the Person seen taking the BAG OF FLOUR and SUGAR from the entrance to Bronte Road, return same at once to H. R. BENSEMANN, or further proceedings will be taken.

"EWEST Books.—John Driver's i "American's All," 3s 6d; Hopkinson Smith's "Armchair at Inn," 3s 6d,- Penrose's "Faery Lend Forlorn," 3s 6d.—At Hounsell's. FUNERAL. HE Friends of the late ANN DRON . are respectfully informed that her Funeral will leave the residence of her Brother, William Dron, Waimea West, at 2 p.m. on THURSDAY, the 30th insit., for the Waimea West Cemetery. RUTHERFORD BROS., Undertakers. SPECIAL BANK HOLIDAY. HE BANKS represented in Nelson, Motueka, and Takaka, will observe SATURDAY, the Ist February, as* a HOLIDAY, on account of the Anniversary of the Province. LEGAL HOLIDAY. ,HE Offices of the SOLICITORS - practising in Nelson, Motueka, and Takaka, will be CLOSED on MONDAY NEXT, 3rd Feb. (Anniversary Holiday). H. V. GULLY, Secretary Nelson District Law Society. 28th January, 1913. STOKE FRUITGROWERS' ASSOCIATION. THE MONTHLY MEETING of the above Society will be held on FRIDAY, the 31st inst., in the Stoke Public Hall, at 7.30. Business: To consider Tenders and Orders taken for Spraying Oils, etc., and other Business of Importance. H PICKUP, Secretary. SECOND-HAND Motor-Cycles WE HAVE A QUANTITY FOR SALE— H.P. PRICES FROM £2O T0 £4O. - S, WINN, -• NELSON. AGENT FOR "INDIAN," "MATCHLESS," ''DOUGLAS" MOTORS. SHORTHAND. Jj-L First Term commences on TUESDAY, Feb. 4th. 30 NILE-STREET. RDERS taken for Blackberries, 4d per lb. W. WILKENS, Bridge-st. UPERFLUOUS HAIR REMOVED. _r Painlessly; entirely free from anything injurious to the most delicate skin. For particulars apply MRS. KNAPP,, No. 5, Trafalgar-street, North, between 2 p.m. and 5 p.m. Special Appointments made. All Coirespondence strictly private.' COLLEGE BOYS. --i ET vour COLLEGE CAPS from T DEE AND SONS'; only Is 6d •Ai. Correct style ; good quality ; all College Silk Hat Bands, 2s and 2s 6d; Belts, Is and Is 6d; Ties, Is and Is 6d. All College wants supplied at DEE AND SONS'. College Suits at Dee and Sons', to fitlads all ages, 14s 6d tu 255. All College Goods from DEE AND SONS'.