VARIOUS VERSE
THAT IS SHE. An order that muit be obeyed i sing of a dea/ iittk'- nuuu; A mirthfully serious, Sober, delirious, (jciJlJy imnerious Ma'cl And first we'll consider her eyes (Alike as 10 colour and size]; Her wrinkable, blinkable, Merrily twinkable, Simply unthinkable %s. Then, having a moment to spare, We turn our attention to hair; Her tendrilly-curlative, Tumbly-atul-whirtative, out per-s ii per la t i ve, Hair.
Forbear to dismiss with a shrug Her nose, undeniably pug; — Her strictly permissible, Turn-up-like-thisable, Urgently kissublc. Pug.
Mow, moving to a point to the south We come to an Actual Mouth; A coral, pearjiferous, Argumcntiferous Mainlv melliferous Mouth.
Observe, underneath it, a chin, Connoting the dimple within; A steady, reliable, Hardly deLYble, True, undeniable Chin.
By all that is fair! it appears \\e'd almost forgotten her-ears! Tlic-.-e never neglectsble, Tinted, lUleetable, Highly respectable, Ears!
And last let us speak of herself, That blithe little*gipsy and elf, Her quite unimplorable, Absence-deplorable, Wholly adorable, S?lf. ' —Arthur Gitfterman. N. Y. Life.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XLV, Issue XLV, 1 April 1910, Page 2
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