The Bishop of Jersey, U.S., Las announced that at the next confirmation he will refuse to lay his episcopal bauds on any head adorned with borrowed tresses. Down in the Would. —A miner. Can a civil engineer inform us how it is that the mouths of rivers are larger (than their heads ? When you are.told to "beware cf the big dog," does it signify, that an ex curshun is recommended. ' How does a pitcher of water differ from a man throwing his wife over a bridge ? — One is water in the pitcher, and the other is pitch her in the water. Why is the letter w of more value than cream to a dairymaid ?—-Because it makes '-'fofter butter.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume IV, Issue 270, 17 November 1869, Page 2
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119Untitled Nelson Evening Mail, Volume IV, Issue 270, 17 November 1869, Page 2
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