Of what trade is the sun ? A tanner. To cure a felon; — Suspend by the neck about au hour. Without the* dear ladies, 5 we should be but a stag-nation. Why is love like a canal-boat ? Because it is aa internal transport ' What fruit does a newly married couple most resemble ? A green pear. . Why is the love of money like the Commercial code of signals ? — Because it's a greed un iversal. — Punch. What verb should Adam have uttered to Eve instead of accepting the forbidden fruit ? , Insinuate. (In sin.you ate!) 7 Wben a man and woman are made one by; a clergyman, the question is, which is ■the one. Sometimes there is a long sii?uggie, between them before this matter
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume IV, Issue 46, 25 February 1869, Page 2
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