Best Jokes
Here are the prize-winning' jokes for the competition, results of which are announced last week: — (Sent in by Marion Strugnell. c/o Mrs. Hollingworth, Sea Cottage, McLeod's Bay R.D., Whangarei. Age 16.) The moth leads an awful life; he spends the summer in a fur coat and the winter in a bathing suit. (Sent in by Mick Unkovich, Mata. Age 11.) Two friends were building a garden shed. “You hammer nails just like lightning, said Tom. “Yes," replied Dick, “I am rather quick at it.” “No,” answered Tom. “You never strike twice in the same place.”
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Northern Advocate, 7 October 1941, Page 2
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97Best Jokes Northern Advocate, 7 October 1941, Page 2
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