Be-fish-ent.
Waiter (to diner): “Are you the filleted kipper, sir?” Diner: “No. I’m a poor lonely sole with an empty plaice, wafting for someone to fillet.”
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Northern Advocate, 20 February 1940, Page 2
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26Be-fish-ent. Northern Advocate, 20 February 1940, Page 2
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