Guess These!
• Sent in by Joan Glamuzina
Aponga Pipiwai R.D.. Whangarei) When does a catterpilar grow good? When it turns over a new leaf.
Why is a pig a curious creature? Because you can’t cure it before it is killed.
Where is it that all pretty girls are equally pretty? In the dark.
Why is a king like a book? , Because ho has pages.
What is the difference between a bottle of medicine and a hearthrug? One is shaken up and taken, and the ether is taken up and shaken.
What key # is the hardest to turn? A donkey!.
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Northern Advocate, 24 January 1939, Page 2
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