Smile Please
(Sent in by Dorothy Clements, Matapouri; age 13.) Auntie: “Auntie won’t kiss you with that dirty face!” Nephew: “That’s what I figured.” # V 115 “Just think, three thousand seals were used to make fur coats this winter.” “Isn’t it wonderful v/hat they can train animals to do nowadays.” “If the headmaster doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.” “What did he say?” “He told me to leave college.” ♦ * •* * Policeman: “Hey! Full over to the curb, lady. Do you know you were doing seventy-five?” Cute She: “Isn’t it marvellous! And I just learned to drive yesterday." Teacher; “Can any of you girls tell me what makes the tower of Piso. lean?” Fat Girl; "I don’t know. If I did, I would take some myself.” > ♦ • « A Scottish couple took their baby to the pictures, where they wore warned that, unless the child was quiet, they would have to take their money and leave. When the feature film was over, the wife turned to her husband and whispered: “What dye think of it? Good?" “Nae —rotten!" “A’right: then pinch the baby.”
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/NA19380929.2.29.5
Bibliographic details
Northern Advocate, 29 September 1938, Page 5
Word Count
189Smile Please Northern Advocate, 29 September 1938, Page 5
Using This Item
NZME is the copyright owner for the Northern Advocate. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons New Zealand BY-NC-SA licence . This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of NZME. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.
Log in