Here’s Fun
(Sent in by Irene Fry. 103 Kamo Rond. The Ark. Tommy: “It’s funny, isn't it. that everyone in our family is some kind of animal?" Big Brother: “What do you mean?" Tommy: “Why, mother is a dear (deer); uncle says father is a bore (boar); baby is a little lamb; I'm the kid: and. you’re the goat!” * » t> IS A Voice Like a— — Nephew: “Uncle, will you sing, please " v Uncle: “Certainly, Jim. But why?” Nephew: “Oh, you see Fred and I are playing at ships and we need a foghorn." * * » One Against the Navy. A small boy leading a donkey passed a group of sailors. One of the sailors thought he'd have some fun. with the lad. “What are you holding your brother so tightly for, sonny?” he asked. “So ho won’t join the Navy.” the lad replied, without blinking an eye.
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Northern Advocate, 14 July 1938, Page 5
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145Here’s Fun Northern Advocate, 14 July 1938, Page 5
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