Riddles
bSeni in hy Verna Teller, Pa run Bay; age II.) Q. —Why docs an elephant seldom tall off a pohutukawa tree? A. —Because it seldom gets on one. Q. —Why is a hen like an insect? A.—Because it is a lady bird. Q. —When is a ship like a saucepan 0 A.—When it's a steamer. Q. —Why is il that summer passes so quickly? A.— Because oiton there is an evening mist (missed;. Q. —-When is it: a good thing to lose your temper? A. —When it is a bad one.
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Northern Advocate, 4 January 1938, Page 2
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