Let’s Have A Laugh
(Sent, in by Gladys Puckey, c/o Mr George Puckey. Wireless Road. R.D, HI, Kaitaia, Age 15.)
Cocking Teacher; “Now, Mary, how do you make a sausage roll?" Mary: "Give it a push, miss.’’
Conceited Young Man; "Have you an opening for an intelligent young man with a university education?” Business Man: “Yes; and don’t siarn it as you go out!”
"When did you blow in?” asked the sergeant.
"With the last draft," replied the recruit.
Teacher: "Johnny, why were you so kite for school?" Johnny; "I'm awfully sorry, teacher; but the laces of my shoes were tied together, and so i could only take small steps."
Lady: “I have one now, and one’s enough." Man: “Well, that's all you’ll have if you buy this fellow. He'll eat the one you've got,"
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Northern Advocate, 4 January 1938, Page 2
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135Let’s Have A Laugh Northern Advocate, 4 January 1938, Page 2
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