Heard These?
(Sent in by May Muldrock, Three Mile Bush Road, Kamo.)
“What are gentlemen farmers?” “Gentlemen farmers are farmers who raise their hats but little else.” * * * * Brenda sat down to the luncheon table with extremely dirty hands. “My dear child!” cried her mother. “Your hands! You never saw me with hands as dirty as that.’ 5 “No, mummy,” replied the child, “but I daresay grandma did.”
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Northern Advocate, 12 June 1937, Page 10
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67Heard These? Northern Advocate, 12 June 1937, Page 10
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