SOME CONUNDRUMS

Northern Advocate, 17 December 1932, Page 14

SOME CONUNDRUMS

GET YOTJB NUT CRACKERS. When is a cricketer a very cruel Man? When he bowls a maiden over. jfe ;■?; *f* jaj What is the proper length for a young lady’s skirt? A little above two feet. & if: Si if; Ydiat is the chief difference between a rejected lover and a devoted husband? One misses the kisses and the other kisses the missus. JS . Sjß ,'£! Why is a boy being licked like a person’s eye ? They arc both under the lash. Si K if; if: if; What three letters in the alphabet are missing in a lazy person? , N.R.G, si '% if- » m Why should we be sorry for Eve? Because she never really knew how fashionably she was attired. if: * if: if: if: When do we become portrait artists ? When we draw long faces. si ’ if: if: if. if: What bird has its eyes closest to- 1 gother? The smallest. s if: g; if: 'y What arc the handiest book-mark-ers? Dirty fingers. s: if: if: if: if: Who was the first man to travel round the world? The man in the moon. •tS 5# When is rain very studious? When it is pouring over a bookshop. if: if: if: • if? How many weeks belonged to last year? Forty-six; the others were lent. •f: if: if; if; i^ We all liave five senses; why should a sixth be undesirable? Because it would be a nuisance (new sense}. if; ;f; 'f; 'f; [f; Which is the easier to spell, goose or geese? Geese, because' it is done with more ease (more e’os). if: if: if: if: if* "Why are the complaints of married people like the noise of the beach? Because they are the murmurs of Ihe tide (tied). ifi v if: if; if; Why is a cart horse like a benevolent gentleman? They both stop at the sound of woe. j if: if: if: if: if: What is the difference between a gaoler and a man who deals in watches ? One watches cells, and the other sells watches.