In telling "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth," some people become extremely verbose (says the "Stratford Post"). Thus the Borough Inspector at the Court last week: "I was on my horse and caught up on defendant. I said: 'Good day.' He said: 'Good day.' " The Magistrate: "Oh, get past the civilities and come to the business." FURNISH YOUR HOUSE with a bottle of Dr Sheldon's Magnetic Liniment, and next time one of the family is injured, your foresight will be commende,d- No (household should be without this great pain-re-lieving, healing liniment. It is the most useful medicine you could possibly keey for daily emergencies. Absolutely guaranteed. Accept no substitute. Price, 1/6 and 3/.. Obtainable everywhere.
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Northern Advocate, 3 October 1913, Page 6
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119Page 6 Advertisements Column 3 Northern Advocate, 3 October 1913, Page 6
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