INDUCEMENT TO HURRY.
Customer: "How long will it take to put a small patch on his shoe?" Cobbler: "About ten minutes, I guess." Customer: "Then I'll smoke a cigar while I'm waiting." Cobbler (after the first whiff of the cigar) : "I will have it done in about two minutes, sir."
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Northern Advocate, 25 August 1913, Page 6
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50INDUCEMENT TO HURRY. Northern Advocate, 25 August 1913, Page 6
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