DIMONDS AND PERLS.

Maoriland Worker, Volume 3, Issue 57, 12 April 1912, Page 5

DIMONDS AND PERLS.

Yesterday says, "Loam of mo." Today tjiiya, ''Use mo." To-morrow says, •Leave mc alono." * * * Socoud thoughts aro boat. God created nun; womeu was the ailerbho-ught. » ■ • Tho whUper of a beautiful woman can bo hoard farther than the Loudest call oi duty. ■» * • Many a lad begins life with a than figure and curly hair, aud ends it wiuh thm hair and a curly figure. » * Woman i 3 a creature between man and tho angels.—llonore do Balzao. * * * There aro no ugly women; there are only women who do not know how to look pretty. TV Many a dull wife haa aiado a merry widow. * » * Tho sewing circle, now and then, Weaves s&audal round the host of men. * * * The topor love 3 the bottle like the politician loves the "Dear Peepul"— lor what he can get out of it. * * * The hen is not a cheerful fowl— she broods a great deal. * • * Tho giddy girl makes a merry oorabut a sorry wife. * * » Knowledge should be used as a buckler of defence, not as a sword with which to wound others. , * * * A follow who's intoxicated with love doejn' t take long to sober up after marriam * • * The English language contains no feminine form for the word sage. The reason is obvious. * » • Is it any wonder that when a_ fellow forgets the date ho was married hia mind wanders intuitively, to tho Ist of April?. . * • * Wihen a fellow's wife kisees him nowadays ho cannot be sure whether rfc is to show her lore or to find: oat what hoe been taking.

Science says kissing causes disease. It haa been known to cause palpitation of tho heart. * # • May is one of the unlucky months to get married. There axe eleven others. ■ • • When the mother-irii-law enters the door love flies out of the window. « * * Children have more need of models than of critics. * » * Hβ who receives a good turn should never forget it; he who does one should never remember it. * * # Praise not a woman for what ibe hath, but for what she hath not, and thy reward shall be exceeding great.