Mr. Haskall: Does your wife talk much?
Mr. Telhall; I’ll say she does. D’you know, whilst we were on our holidays last week her tongue got sunburned.
Jones had had one-over-the-eight and went home in a taxi. At the window ho saw a familiar face.
Jones: Driver, could you carry me in and say that I have been run over?
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Manawatu Times, Volume 64, Issue 110, 12 May 1939, Page 2
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