LITTLE DAILY LIES
The barber:—l’ll be with you in in minute, Sir.
The salesman: —I can recommend this make of underwear. I wear
it myself
The dentist:—You won’t feel a thing!
The announcer:—You will now hear an entertaining musical programme. .
The young man:—l have never loved anybody as I love you!
The waiter: —You will have to wait five minutes, Sir. The steak has to be grilled.
The mother in the street-car: —The child is not three years old.
The counsel for the defence:—Would I be here, if I were not absolutely convinced of the innocence of this man?
The weather prophet:—To-morrow mild and fair.
The girl friend:—Darling, this hat is simply stunning on you!
The publisher:—We very much regret that we are unable to accept your excellent novel, because..
The fishmonger:—Guaranteed, fresh, Ma’am! This morning’s catch!
—"Dcr Quersclmitt, ’ ’ Berlin,
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Manawatu Times, Volume 61, Issue 236, 6 October 1936, Page 10
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140LITTLE DAILY LIES Manawatu Times, Volume 61, Issue 236, 6 October 1936, Page 10
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