A man took an elderly relative to set a football match. “Why is that man walking away?” asked tho woman. “He’s been sent off the field for a foul.” “My goodness, one fowl won’t go far between twenty-two men!” <s> <S> <s> <®> “Ted, darling,” said the sweet young thing who had been taken to ese her first football match, “how long docs s wan have to be a half-back before they make him a full back?”
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Manawatu Times, Volume 60, Issue 300, 20 December 1935, Page 9
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