A negro washerwoman, run over by a motor-car, was taken to a hospital whore a doctor attended her. “you're rather badly hurt,” the doctor said sympathetically, "but never mind, “you’ll be able to get damages. “Damages? What do Ah want wlf damages? What Ah want am repairs.” Hubby (reading): “Here’s news of an accident at Jones’s house. A servant put some petrol on the fire and was blown through a window.” Wife: “Dear, dear! Poor Mrs Jones is always having trouble with her servants. That makes the fourth that has left without giving notice.” For Influenza take Woods’ Great 1 Peppermint Cure.
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Manawatu Times, 4 May 1926, Page 2
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102Page 2 Advertisements Column 5 Manawatu Times, 4 May 1926, Page 2
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