Tho teacher asked: “When did William the Conqueror invade England?" After tho silence had become painful, she said: “Open your history books. What does it say there?” A boy answered; “William tho Conqueror, 10GG.” “Now,” said the teacher, “why didn’t you remember the date?” “Well,” replied the hoy, “I thought it was his telephone number.” A young couple, evidently much in .ove, entered a crowded traracar. “Do you think wo can manage to squeeze in hero?” the young man asked his fair companion. "Don’t you think, dear,” she replied, blushing, “that wc had better wait till we get home?’ '
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Manawatu Times, Volume XLIX, Issue 3336, 3 May 1926, Page 11
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