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Manawatu Times, Volume LXV, Issue 1344, 16 June 1911, Page 2

A Terrible Tale! Colonel Bunkor was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped "whisky cold," And brandy, rum and beer and wine; ALL kinds of "nips" ho thought divine His friends to him had often said, "If you don't stop, you'll soon bo dead i" But Bunker laughed and drank some more, And more, find morei and MOREII and MORE!!! Till one day In his bed at night Poor Bunker had an awful fright! His room was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wings And elephants and tiger cats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue, And hippopotamusesi too! But when he saw a PURPLE COW! The Colonel to the Doc. said "Now, NO more a drunkard will I be, Just pass the SURATURA TEA! In future when I say Kia Ora, I'll pledge my pals In-

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