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Manawatu Standard, Volume XLIX, Issue 270, 14 October 1929, Page 5

REID & GRAY QAMBRIDGE ROLLERS (Made in all sizes). 6ft rolling width, 22in rings. CASH (Rail Paid). Inspection Cordially Invited. REID & GRAY AGENCY CO. 75 RANGITIKEI STREET, Palmerston North.

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SOCIETY DIVORCE CASE Deprived of Mustard, Husband seeks release “ Can there be happy marriages without Mustard?” was a question which occupied the Bench of the Divorce Court yesterday, when the case of Cookham v. Cookham was heard before Mr. Justice Trencherman. “My client,” said Mr. Hammond Bacon (for the plaintiff), “seeks divorce on the ground of incompatability between his digestion and the food the defendant gives him. Knowing that he is very fond of Mustard, and that it is necessary to his well-being, his wife has consistently withheld it from him. This very morning he has been forced to eat a fat pork chop without the gentle digestive aid of COLMAN’S MUSTARD. Even now he is suffering the tortures of the damned.” (Cries of “ Shame!”) In defence it was pleaded for Mrs. Cookham that she had not been taught the valqe of Mustard, and that her negligee—or rather, her negligence—was not therefore criminal. His Honour: May I suggest a withdrawal of the petition; there is an infallible remedy for cases of this sort. If the defendant were to send for the Mustard Club Recipe Book, she would soon learn to satisfy her husband’s needs and they would live together in greatest happiness. She would learn how essential waa Mustard, and how appetising—l speak from just below my heart—are the recipes given in this book. It was reported later that the couple had been happily re-united after becoming members of the Mustard Club. RECIPE BOOK Miss Di Geater will be delighted to send yon a copy of the “ Mustard Club Recipe Book” on receipt of three penny stamps. Write to: Miaa Di Gester, The Mustard Club, e/o Colman’a Mustard, Wellington. A LITTLE DASH OF COLMAN’S MAKES ALL THE DIFFEREHCE