HIS OWN UNDERTAKER.
A man staggered into an undertaker’s rooms in Butte, Montana, says a. Chicago paper. •‘Get my wooden overcoat ready, I’m dready embalmed,” he, ordered. He was .). 11. Neuges, and when islcod whether he was drunk or crazy, to denied both charges, saying, ‘‘Neihcr, I’m dead.” The undertakers realised that Xeages ,vas in the proximity of truth when he ell, and rushed him to the emergency lospital, whore a pint of embalming laid was extracted with a stomach tump. ThoTmm who undertook to undertake limseif regained strength quickly after vreatmont and returned home.
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Manawatu Standard, Volume XLII, Issue 1016, 19 November 1917, Page 8
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95HIS OWN UNDERTAKER. Manawatu Standard, Volume XLII, Issue 1016, 19 November 1917, Page 8
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