I've ha<3 a "closc shave," the barber exclaimed. To the policeman while fixing his strops, I've had influenza, and I feel quite ashamed To say that they fed mo on "slops." "'Twas a 'hair'-breadth 'escape'," the bobby replied; "Your life was nearly 'cut-short.' Without Woods' Peppermint Cur© I migh have 'dyed' " Was the barber's final retort,—Advt.
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Manawatu Standard, Volume 9189, Issue XLI, 14 April 1910, Page 3
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56Page 3 Advertisements Column 3 Manawatu Standard, Volume 9189, Issue XLI, 14 April 1910, Page 3
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