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Manawatu Standard, Volume XLI, Issue 8825, 17 March 1909, Page 6

BOILS. This is the season of the year when boils are troublesome. When, they appear, and exhibit persistency by daily enlargement and increasing pain, suppuration should be promoted by warm poultices of bread and linseed meal, to which a little oil should be added; or warm and stimulating embrocations, exposure to the vapour of hot water, or the application of stimulating plasters may be adopted. The diet may be full and regular . till the discharge of the matter, when it should bo lessened, and the.bowels kept in natural operation by the regular use of IMPEY'S MAY APPLE. Where there is a disposition in the constitution to boils, Impey's May Apple should bo used right through the summer months; this is a certain preventative, as those who have, used it can testify. Boils or other eruptions cannot exist when the blood is pure, but in order to keep it pure the stomach, liver, kidneys, and bowels must perform their natural functions. When they fail, or refuse to act properly, a few (loses of Impey's May Apple will bring about the desired result. Price 2s 6d.—Advt.

Lady in Court. HEAVY FINE. MAGISTRATE—What is the charge against this lady? MR TINKLE, K.C. (for the Crown) —Theft of a packet of peculiar value. MAGISTRATE—PeduIiar value! The charge states it as 2s. MR TINKLE—That is the market price, but the real value is incalculable. MAGISTRATE—I do not understand. What have you to say, Mr Huttommv ? MR HUTTOMMY (for Defendant) —We plead guilty, but the provocation was great and irresistible. It was a Sunday and— MAGISTRATE—Wordy as ever, Tom —I mean Mr Huttommy— but surely I must know what this packet contained. COUNSEL (in unison) —It was " D " blend SURATURA. MAGISTRATE—Ah! Then I must sample this, and pronounce sentence later. MAGISTRATE (later)—l have tested this tea, and admit that the provocation was indeed great. Yet the sentence must be commensurate with the offence, and it is that you pay FINE OF £10 or go for one month without Suratura. Meantime the Court will look after the stolen packet. (We understand the fine was promptly paid.) LANE'S ME DOLINE is specially prepared for the hands. Use it after washing: clothes, dishes, floors, etc. It makes rough hands soft, supple and smooth, i/= every where. 2.

BIG DISPLAY OF Latest Styles in Millinery AT GEORGE & GEORGE, (Near Post Office). HAVING bought large stocks of the best creations in MILLINERY, we are disposing of them at VERY LOW PRICES. SEE WINDOWS And - INSPECT THE SHOWROOM - AT GEORGE AND GEORGE'S The Square.

JJUTHERFURD & £10NNELL PUBLIC TRUST AGENCY. MONEY TO LEND on Freehold Security in Any Sum from 5 per cent. LICENSED LAND BROKERS, FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE AGENTS. Office: Rangitikei Street. THE PALMERSTON NORTH. GA.S COMPANY, LIMITED. gEG to notify the public that tha office, showrooms, and workshop have been removed to their new and up-to-date premisee in Broad Street. Large selection of the VMRY LATEST designs in Gas Fittings, Globes, and Cookerg. Inspection incited. OffiM ~807. TELEPHONE. Works I M. J. KENNEDY. Manager.