New Zealand Meat.
:.,,*• Whaat.dis thoo charge ipr a beasts jheed •?"', asked a miner. Vho* re'centiy enterecl the shop pf.a deafer,,'invN?e>W'Zealand meat situated not a! very long :|way Trom the slopes .p^Dbrham Castle. '.'.We do not get J any heads with 1 our 'meat," replied the salesman. ,"-No | heeds J" .'exclaimed ,Geordie.; *'-wey, J ' ! th'oOj mun be a jeh., \',Aa waddent ; wanner if ye didn't get >bnny hawf-aW I plucks nowther wi v_yor beasts 1 '''"Nb'j' we do no"^*^ was the response. j T "r\Vey, man, yer'beasts inun be'the' queerest brutes i' creation,"*' retorted 'the miner. " No hairts and ne heeds ! 'Cannieman,' will ye' tell lis, if ypr beasts -'have ne heedsi vwhat th'oo gets to bray on when tb'ob fells yen ?> Ye might- jiist a'> weel tell us yor beasts hes ne black!puddiris, nor polonies, nor nowb; o' that kind. Had away; man, •thoo'UJhev to tell aal that to sumbody that hes ne! sense'!"" —Newcastle Chronicle. —'• --A --\-AL
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Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 254, 29 September 1883, Page 2
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158New Zealand Meat. Manawatu Standard, Volume 4, Issue 254, 29 September 1883, Page 2
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