Prospective Tenant (to agent) : " You say this Jiousc Is Jurtt a stone's throw ■from the (Sepot. Wrtl. all I have to say ia I have great admiration for the man who Jiinew the stone." When a ifcumel petticoat Dfßinw 10 wou a little bit thin at the knees, take it out of the 'band, .and turn it back to front ; in this way It WdU wear nearly twice as long as it would otherwise. . airo. Bacon : ""The man u pat Airs is all the time missing money. HU wife takes It out of Ms pock ft while he's ■otoleep." Mre. Robert : •• !i» suspect Jver T' " Oh. no ; he's a profesMonal mind-reader." Frt-noh ■conterwporarles have added y« 'another word toithe cycling dictionary—- <" Cyclettisrtw." arfemole cyclist. i Not lons afro -4he Princ-s-w of Wales swap offered fIOOC for an article by an 1 mauutnc nianns»r. I If there has bet*i no temptation, th«re '.can be no merit; If thc*r«» ha" lx-<-n no •struggle, th«?rc can*! •'o victory. ! 11. Ambrolse Th«tmas. Che great Krench imusiclan, says :— ~ I venerate England ii*lmo®t as mucbia* I love ShaJtSDtar*."
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Mount Ida Chronicle, Volume 30, Issue 9182, 15 September 1899, Page 5
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182Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Mount Ida Chronicle, Volume 30, Issue 9182, 15 September 1899, Page 5
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