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Mount Ida Chronicle, Volume X, Issue 572, 28 August 1880, Page 2 (Supplement)

It takes' a fast mXu to r uncjuickjy through, a fortune. •, ' • '* A man cares little for his wrongs when getting his funeral rites. . It is said that there are a right way and : wrong way, and a railway to do business. A. man is like a match, for you can't tell what he is made of ."till he eomea to the scratch.' 1 ' There is something maddening, .about .a, pair of scissors—alas, • they.only onset to sever. >• r - .i" • • . ' Better late' than'Tiafdly 'ever' is ;: a new and -rather neat -proverb -by--the-' Rochester— Express.' . ; In buying a.whistle, be careful not to get „ one that you'll have to ' wetfifteen ior . twenty,times, a day. Nerd, ' Pompey,' and Caesar are common names for dogs, but wouldn't Agrippa be more appropriate ! A little girl said she though the Malays must be very sickly people, 'Because, you know, they live in Malaria.' If a man really wants to know .of hott: little importance he is, let him goiwith tia . ; wife to tha dreßamaker's; I: i . Th<i kind wife; wlio "has" a' Smile for/Ber : husbaiid when he 'comes into the; ' will not-drive' him to a saloon to get one, >:; ; ' One of the oharmg of > shopping i& to look at the thousand# of things which -y<JudQii't want, before you settle on. the Qa« tkiiig whioh ycu do w*at, : -