FUNKY STORIETTES.
PATTI'S SWEET SONG
A jvoliceiiian on ni#it <iuty,'liearing a strange continuous--whining noise in a certain street, went to the spot, and found a festive resident sitting on his doorstep. ' , (Ti . ■ , "Sh!" said the inebriate. 'Hark f Patti singin' ' Home Shweet Homesh ' on gram —gram—pnonsn, constable." "Patti on the gramophone be blowed !" grinned the constable, lifting the oonvival citizen off the doorstep by his collar. "You're sitting on the cat,"
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Marlborough Express, Volume XLII, Issue 115, 16 May 1908, Page 8
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71FUNKY STORIETTES. Marlborough Express, Volume XLII, Issue 115, 16 May 1908, Page 8
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