THE MODERN MILKMAID.
" Where are you going, my pretty maid?" . , , ~ " I'm going a-milking, sir, she said. "May I go with you, my pretty " Get a doctor's certificate first," she "Can't bring bacteria on, any terms; Cows are so apt, sir, at picking up 1 germs; > ~ Take a carbolic plunge and peroxide Don sterilised rubber clothes; then, sir, you may, ■ If you. prove that your germs are aH dead, . ~ . ~ Go with me milking, sir," she said. ««Might I assist you, my pretty maid?" *>»-.. ~ , "Get a lactologist's license, she
"Then 1 will let you help clean, up my stable I . t "Polish the - floors just as bright as you're able, , Bed them well down with sterilised Germs have a fondness for milk in the raw. Thfen treat the ©owe to ft", lively shamA baSl'in hot water and^ carbolic, Polish their teeth with a sterilised brush; , L , „ Spray out their throat; and do all with a rush; Ten billion more' germs ,ba born ere you're through. Get sterilised miikpails and stools for Pafc & State seal on the sterilised door; - . ~ Spray, the whole^lace with, carbolic ence more; Then we'll be sure that the genus are , all dead; . - Yea, you may go with me, sir, she said. —Toronto Sua.
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Marlborough Express, Volume XLII, Issue 103, 2 May 1908, Page 6
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204THE MODERN MILKMAID. Marlborough Express, Volume XLII, Issue 103, 2 May 1908, Page 6
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