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Marlborough Express, Volume XLII, Issue 90, 15 April 1908, Page 5

THE PRIZE ADVERTISEMENT. If you want to get rid of that cold on your chest, One-and-sixpence is all you need to invest; Universal Gold Cure will do all the restIt lives up to it's name—" the latest and best." The following in the judge's opinion juit missed the money:— Why is Universal Cold Cure like a dead duck ? Because there is no " quack " about either ! ONE GUINEA has been posted to— Miss A.M.M., P.O. box- 10, Palmerston North. Each week a Guinea is awarded for the Best Original Conundrum, Apt Essay, or Humorous Verse on the Merits of THE UNIVERSAL COLD CURE. Contributions must not exceed fifty words; must be accompanied by Coupon and be addressed: "Universal Cold Cure—The Latest and Best— P.O. Box 716, Wellington." Stores and Chemists—la 6d and 2s od. Bishop (kindly): "And all these lovely young ladies whom I have just met in the guild room have some common bond?' Curate (modestly^ les, they all hope to marry me." UTEIi^RTISEMEN^^ OPAWA FOOTBALL CLUR rjIIIE members of the above Club are " reminded :tfiu?^tl^eN^Pniillatioiis *or Larriers' Jtace close ToI?StiRROW (Thursday) E;6nm.uf, at 9 P S\t Ed. Parker's Cyci^ p.'pot ' A- V ALf an i • H <>n. Secretary.