TIGHT BUT WRONG.

Mataura Ensign, 14 February 1916, Page 5

TIGHT BUT WRONG.

V\,TV\.\ ISK <»!■• WfUv'US. The. late IVofev-er 'i'l\o !u i ; , }\ l.onn--Inirv. ol Yale. v,-..-:ls!0;'; at (. :uiilir)d:'o. Kll'dand. on lho proper use ol Kliei'is',l, ; K -«-V.rdiii" I" the i'hdadelphia , lii,; -..ai.h '••to, ~,-..e-.sio,: oao l.e .-arised ,oo fsr. 'l'll-.' ultra it.tM'. even when loiricadv r ;..lii. are reailv wrou-. . '••An 'ultra ur-ero prole,,--:' w-t.l into » ha.rdwar-- siioj. ami Mini. 'Show me a shears, please.' ... , -. •■ 'You -is- :ii a pan- o| . hears, d >u i von '-" said i ho dealer. ' ■• •>;,,,' ..aid ilie pi'.>!.ss->r, '! moan v. hat I say.' ■•lho dealer took down a h"x ot shears. . ■• 'i.ook her,-, professor,' ],e sa"l. ■ ; ,ren'l I here iuo hkides li-ror And .h.n'l two in :i.e a pair: •■ •'Vol', vou'\ e eot iwo l<";s. _ Does l hat. make 'vm, a pair of men : And the nrolYss,.;- v„iil-,| at ih- dealer iriliuml'.autlv throiio.li his vp.-ei ae'es. ••He wa . h-'ical'v rndit," si ,1 I'ro-Irs.-or l,oun-le:-,.v "loit. really he was w run !•;."'