She: "You can't ever ar."i;.--e me of helping'you to make a fool of yourself." He: "I don't know about that. You said yes when I asked yon to marry me." Billy: "Hub! 1 bet you didn't have ■i .rood time at vour birthday party yesterday." "Willie: "I bet I did." Billy: "Then why ain't you sick to-day?" Teacher: "How many zones has the earth?" Pupil: "Five." Teacher: "Correct. Name them." Pupil: "Temperate zone, intemperate, canal, horrid, and o."
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Mataura Ensign, 30 January 1912, Page 4
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78Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 Mataura Ensign, 30 January 1912, Page 4
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