Cop: Hey, there, don’t jam up traffic! Why don’t you use your noddle ? Lady: I didn’t know the car had one. “ How is Morton getting on with his young" wife?” “ Well, a month after the wedding I a belated telegram of congratulation arrived, and they refused to take it in.”
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Matamata Record, Volume XVI, Issue 1443, 20 July 1933, Page 1
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