CONUNDRUMS
What has four legs but only one foot? A bed. * * * Why is a black horse hard to train? Because you can’t make a black horse a bay (obey). * * * Why is the redbreast the greatest thief among birds? He is always a robin (a-robbin’). * * * What’s the difference between a bee and a donkey? One gets all the honey, the other all the whacks! * * * Why is an elephant like a man going to a country house to visit? Because he carries his trunk with him. * * * What is the difference between a hill and a pill? One is hard to get up and the other is hard to get down.
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Matamata Record, Volume XI, Issue 932, 28 June 1928, Page 3
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108CONUNDRUMS Matamata Record, Volume XI, Issue 932, 28 June 1928, Page 3
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