Why is a person who never wagers as bad as a regular gambler ?—Because lie is no better.
To what question can a young lady answer nothing but yes?—“ What does y-e-s spell?”
Whv is an egg overboiled and an egg underboiled the same thing?—lt is hardly boiled.
Who was the straightest man in the Bible? —Afosos, because they made a ruler of him.
What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste?—'“ I’ll meet you at the entrance to the tube.”
How do you know that pussy can devour a haystack?—because the cat’ll (cattle) eat it all. Of what profession is every man at first? —He must be a miner (minor) till till he is twenty-one.
Why is the human race very goodnut u red ?- Because they arc man-kind and woman-kind.
Why is it dangerous to walk on a newly-mown lawn? —Because there are so inanv blades about.
\V|,v s the Arc!)bishop ol Canterbury like a neathoreock ?—Because he is at the head of the church.
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Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 4032, 5 January 1932, Page 7
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