WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
The greatest man in -the world is of no more importance than a drop of water in the ocean. Take it away, and the tide ■ ebbs and v loi an co uii de wl wi !“th misery and desolation by which he would instantly be surrounded if, for instance, the world were suddenly deprived, if only for one day, of the inestimable blessing of St Jacobs Oil! Let us draw a veil over tlie agonising picture. It is even more horrible • than the creation of Frankenstein. TWO LESSONS IN ONE. “Now, gentlemen,” said the lecturer, “ you will endeavour to follow me in the highly interesting description I purpose giving you this evening of some of the least known representatives of the crustac®, 'We will begin with this specimen, which is a fairly grown representative of the oo«“-' . mon lobster. An inspection of kb® claws reveals the well-known fact that they are like——” " Oh! dam—per and beef. Take him off, somebody, can’t you. Catch hold there. Ugh! you cowards.’ And bah an hour afterwards, when the_ pain had been deadened by a free application of St Jacobs Oil, the professor made a fresh start on a - new subject. ariiasn wmmm
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Lyttelton Times, Volume LXVI, Issue 7925, 30 July 1886, Page 3
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202WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. Lyttelton Times, Volume LXVI, Issue 7925, 30 July 1886, Page 3
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