Father: "You can't have him!" Daughter: "Oh, papa, you once said you could denv me nothing!" Father: "Well, he comes as near being 'nothing' as anything I know of." Easy. Mike: "Faith, Pit, how do you manago to tell those twins of yours apart?" Pat: "Shore, 'tis aisy enough, Mike, I stick me finger in Dinnis' mouth, and if he bites I know it's Patrick." Trying to Mend a Break. "Who is that insignificant-looking individual ovei; there?" "Mv brother." "Wh-wh-what? Well, you c-c-can t alwavs tell bv appearances. I—l—l dare' sav, foolish as he looks, he's probably tho most intelligent one in tho family."
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Lake County Press, Issue 2528, 7 May 1914, Page 7
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