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Lake County Press, Issue 2348, 27 October 1910, Page 7

A Bit of All Eiqut'. — ‘Now, Ne’lie, we’ve got to economise, so you must do what you can.’— ‘ Very well, Tom; yon shave yourself, and I’ll try and cut 3 our hair.’

She Knew Her Sex.—l.: .‘She considers herself very pretty. Her friends toll her she is so.’—2.: ‘ Her lady friends—or gentlemen?’—l,: ‘ Her lady friends.’—2. ! « Ah ! Then I should imagine her rather plain.’ He : Marry in haste and repent at leisure. —She : That's all very well: but women, after they marry, haven't any leisure to repent. > Settled.—Blake : How’s Ryder getting on with that breaoh-ot-promise nuU ? Walker: Compromised it.—Blake. Is that so ?—Walker: Yes; ho bought her a Lloj ole. Of 1,000 men whc many it is found that 332 marry younger women, 670 marry women of the same age as, and 89 oliei women than themselves. Artificial ivory is now made chiefly from skimmed milk and borax; Even billiiard balls are sometimes made of this artificial compound. * A man says a girl in love is quite unable to express her thoughts, but that she has no inch difficulty after marriage.